FLASH! Harry Hooligan, notorious crook, thief, and not a very nice person, has escaped! He is now at large and near Southwick's Emporium. Right now, Hooligan is thwarting all attempts to end his criminal freedom.
On the scene is Keystone Kelly, the pride of the blue men. Officer Kelly, how's it going in there? Oh, that's really too bad! Schemes like you wouldn't believe! Despicable acts that defy description!
This thug throws everything within his reach. Carts, biplanes, beach balls, everything except cathedral radios. Pillage and destroy this brute!
